Shall I tell you about that time you tried to pee in the dryer?
There’s more vodka in this piss than there is piss.
The two survivors. This is what she made us.
257. Girl Walks into a Bar||★★★★☆
A lot of guys don’t have the ovaries for this job.
Fear lulls our minds to sleep.
((Also throwing in 247. We’re Talking Vulva, 248. Bangs, 249. Legs, 250. My Life in Five Minutes, 251. The Body Beautiful, 252. I Want to Know Why, 253. The Hill, 254. The Shirt, 255. My Name is Kahentiiosta and 256. Complaints of a Dutiful Daughter.))