Dwight: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Jim: Hey Dwight.
Dwight: FACT. I am older, I am wiser, do not mess with me.
Jim: Okay, sounds good.
This is not some sort of construction site! Or all of Italy… where you can just go around treating people like meat.
Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion
“Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points of why Holly and I should be together and I’m going to find the perfect moment today and I’m going to tell her. Number one: Holly, you and I are soup snakes… and the reason is, in terms of the soup we like to— that doesn’t make any sense. Well, we’re soulmates. Holly and I are soulmates.”